What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 00:33

A View to a Kill
Dr No
Goldfinger
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why do older men like to get anal sex?
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What is your favorite cuckold experience?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.